So I was going to go to homework and was typing in the URL in the address bar. I used the arrow and went down to go to my www.myhrw.com (my textbook) but missed and ended up on Maggie's blog. It's funny how long my computer can keep internet history! So I decide to read what I've missed and see that Maggie is:
A. Not doing her homework
B. Going to make potato soup
C. Failed at Potato soup
D. Is looking at Chuck Norris facts
This made me laugh and I decided I wanted some of my own. But first, I have a question. Why the heck is everyone obsessed with Chuck Norris, I mean last year it was Bob Saget, now Chuch Norris, who's next?
Libby's Fave Chuck Norris Facts
1. Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
2.Some people wear superman pyjamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas
3.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
4.Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
5. Chuck Norris can watch 60 minutes in 20 minutes
6.Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
7. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
So I was going to put more but I accidently closed my tab and now I'm too lazy to pull it back up and it's 10:00 and unlike some people, I have to sleep.
2 comments:
haha....chuck norris jokes have been around forever libby. and are probably older than you....he was off a very popular tv show when i was little (walker texas ranger) however, the new chuck norris is jack bauer...from the show 24....also very good....
i love the ant joke....very funny!!
thanks Maggie! I wouldn't doubt if Chuck Norris jokes are older than me, I'm sure Bob Saget jokes are too. It's funny you say Jack Bauer, my brother loves to make fun of him...hasn't really caught on at my school yet!
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